[MUSIC - At Least You've Been Told by Arthur Yoria]
TOM: Go!
♪ The bets are in: no one will win ♪
♪ The conversation sucks again ♪
♪ The tights are loose and somewhat bright ♪
♪ But the fetching noose will have to ♪
♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪
♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪
♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old? ♪
♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been told ♪
TOM: And now, the eggs!
♪ The fact is this: you scratch an itch ♪
♪ And if it bleeds, you might get rich ♪
♪ The problem is if you resist ♪
♪ It still exists until you ♪
GARY: Failure... no!
TOM: Egg-y disaster!
GARY: More oil! TOM: More oil!
♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪
♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪
♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old? ♪
TOM: It's gone. It's gone! Oh, yes.
♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been told ♪
GARY: Fry!
♪ At least you've been told ♪
GARY: It's looking good.
TOM: Yes!
CHRIS: That'll never go again.
GARY: No-one's going to steam fish with an iron, are they?
TOM: Here we go!
♪ Wait for me 'cause nothing's happening ♪
♪ Can't relate 'cause something's still missing ♪
GARY: And that is good-looking fried bread.
TOM: It might be crunchy but this is good-looking fried bread.
♪ Is it cold or am I just getting old ♪
♪ I'll be on my own, but at least you've been t-t-t-t-told ♪
TOM: Right. Dig in, folks!
♪ At least you've been told ♪
TOM: It's good!
TOM: Oh. What a play.
TOM: Yeah. Yeah, you're done, Gary.
Gary! Gary! GARY!
CHRIS: That's staying in.
TOM: There we go. I think we're done!
CHRIS: I think we ought to tidy up a bit!
Subtitled by: David Wheatley [Translating these subtitles? Add your name here!]