Jedi! Are you bored since the fall of the Empire?
Well, the Coruscant Juggling Club wants you.
Perform death-defying feats of awesome dexterity!
Juggle nine lightsabers at once!
Devil stick with the knowledge that if you go wrong,
you could lose your limbs!
We're a friendly club, open to anyone on the light side of the Force.
And if any Sith appear, don't worry,
we're well equipped to deal with them!
Wednesday evening in the Jedi Temple.
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