♫ When you know that you're in danger
♫ but you need it pointing out
♫ When you know you need assistance
♫ and there's no room left for doubt
♫ There's a superhero that you cannot do without
♫ Captain Obvious ♫
That man's falling off a bridge!
There's a cat up that tree!
[gunshots]
He's got a gun!
♫ Captain Obvious
♫ Who's the masked crusader
♫ who is always on the ball?
♫ Who's the man who noticed
♫ that King Kong was very tall?
♫ When you need a truism
♫ the only one to call
♫ Captain Obvious ♫
Yeah!