Are you tired?
Stiff?
Feeling a bit peaky?
Try Yorkshire Yoga.
Wi' none o' namby-pamby rubbish.
You'll learn all t'positions:
Stretch Yer Arm
Stretch Yer Back
Ferret Up Yer Leg
The Dozy Wazzock
Now Then Ladies
The Whitby Wincer
Take T'Rod Out Yer Arse
and our cooldown exercise:
Ya Bastard.
Yorkshire Yoga.
Gerrit in ya.