The order of adjectives is one of those wonderful linguistic things that no-one really notices
until it's pointed out to them.
In English, you can have a "big red balloon", but not a "red big balloon".
You can have a "proper purple plastic panda" but not a "plastic proper purple panda".
I mean, you can, but it sounds... off.
It sounds wrong.
There is a rough rule in English that says adjectives should be ordered like this.
There are exceptions, of course -- particularly important adjectives should be placed next
to the noun -- but generally this is how it works.
General opinions are words like 'good' or 'important', that could apply to anything.
Then you have specific opinions: words like 'delicious' that can only apply to certain
categories of words.
Then size, then shape: it's never a round large object, it's a large round object.
Then the age, then the colour, then the location it came from, then what it's made of.
You can have a blue British wooden box, not a wooden blue British box.
If I say that, it implies that there is a thing called a "British box".
That's one of the exceptions, by the way: if the noun is two words, like 'rocking chair',
they always go together at the end.
Now, this is more of a guideline than a rule.
There's plenty of ways to subvert it.
And the instinct of many folks is to say "well, it just means you're putting the important
bits near the end".
Except... you aren't.
Plus, different languages have different orders: French, for example, puts some -- but not
all -- after the noun.
You'd have "un grand ballon rouge".
Now, I would love to say that I could explain adjective ordering.
I wish I could tell you why, in English, you can have that "big red balloon" but not a
"red big balloon".
But I have been searching through the literature, and while there are plenty of descriptions
of how it works, there is no consensus -- and, frankly, very few theories -- about why.
But if you want to have a bit of fun with language, try playing about with the order
when you write.
Sometimes it'll sound clunky, but who knows?
You may stumble on something that will live on in -- and here's something to confuse you
even further -- something that will live on in time immemorial.