- This is a YouTube video from a future. Not the future, just a future.
[screams]
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh my God, he just got butt naked.
What the f---?
What's up kingdom? - Yo, yo!
- It's your man, Callum, here,
and your little boy, Aaron.
[squeaking]
Not gonna lie, last time, Jack got me pretty good.
- Hey Callum, you enjoy your night, mate?
You pissed yourself.
[laughter]
I'm so sorry.
Is there anything you want to say, mate?
- You're the prank king.
- Yes, I f---ing am!
- But, his time as prank king can only last so long.
And today, I'm gonna get that crown back, bitches.
So, if you watched Jack's last vlog,
you'll know that he spent a f---ton of money
in sunny Ireland getting himself backed up.
So I saw a bunch of comments saying
that we should try and get our hands on his back up.
And you know me, baby. I'm not one to disappoint.
So today, me and Aaron are going to get into his backup,
and royally f--- up his s---.
- You know it, baby!
- So buckle the f--- up, lads.
'Cause you're about to witness an explosion of revenge!
[air horns, explosions]
Step one, I got my friend Evie to ask Jack out on a date.
- They're going go-karting!
Step two, whilst Jackie-boy is on his date,
we're going to go into his room, get our hands on his backup,
and have some fun.
- Turn it up! - Turn it up!
You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns]
- Okay, Jack has left the building.
The mission is go, the mission is go.
Oh my God, look at that.
[laughter]
Look at his hair, Jesus.
Where is it?
Hello.
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
You're a mum, and you're a mum.
Ah-ha!
Hey, catch.
[laughter]
- Yeah, it is, mm!
Step three, infiltration.
This boy genius here is gonna get us into the backup.
- Okay, so I started off by torrenting the software.
- From a naughty website
- And now that's downloaded, we should be able
to open up the program file.
Yep, there we go.
- F--- yes! - Yes!
- Oh, wait, okay.
We need his personal details to unlock it.
- Uh... swap their bodies. - What?
- Date of birth?
[laughing]
Mate, we are bad friends.
Have you got the security key?
- The what?
Okay, I'm willing to bet that the guy
that keeps his backup in his desk drawer
is the same guy who's gonna keep his security key
with his backup.
[singing]
- You dumb f---.
[beeping]
That's it.
[start-up sound]
We're in mate.
Oh, yes!
Come on!
Okay kingdom, now for the fun,
but before we get started, remember to hit that Like button, baby.
I want to see 200,000 likes for this video, okay?
You know it makes sense.
Okay, let's wake this puppy up.
[barking]
[fog horn blowing]
[laughing]
- Shall I jump forward?
- Yes, like 10 minutes.
- Alright.
He's gonna be so pissed.
Okay, here we go.
[fog horn blowing]
- F--- off!
[laughing]
- Daddy...
yes, daddy, yes, daddy.
- Shut up, mate! What the f--- are you doing?
- Get rid of his duvet, get rid of his duvet.
- Alright.
[laughing]
- F---!
- Hey, lock the door.
- Hey, give it back.
It's not funny.
Give it back.
[laughing]
- What if we make it really hot in there?
- Bit of context, Jack always complains that we put the heating too high.
- You guys messing with the heating?
Turn it down!
- What is he doing?
[laughing]
Any excuse.
- Bit of nipple action for you.
- Right, crank it up further, go on, do it, do it.
- Ah, Jesus Christ!
- Oh my God, he just got butt naked.
What the f---?
- Everything is out.
- What the f---?
Mate, you dickhead.
Oh my God!
[rodeo music]
Oh no, mate, I don't know what to say.
Okay, mate, we'll turn the heating down for ya.
- What is this, man?
- But you know what you gotta say.
- Oh, you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.
- Okay, well, you heard the guy.
- Oh my God, Jesus, man.
I'm so f---ing hot.
F--- me.
- Keep going.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- How are you doing this, man?
It can't be good for the house.
- Even colder, man.
Even colder.
- Seriously, I'm going to mess you up when I get out of here.
[distant voices]
- Did you hear that?
[distant voice]
- It's Jack!
Quickly!
[dramatic music]
The backup!
- Just minimise it. - F---!
Oh mate, you're back.
Did it not go well?
- Forgot my ID, didn't I? - Dickhead!
- She's gonna think you stood her up, mate.
- I know, I know. - What a shame.
[laughing]
- Alright, take two. In a bit, lads.
- Ooh, enjoy go-karting(!) - Oh, f--- off.
[relieved laughter]
Oh my god, legit man, I thought that was it.
I thought it was game over, bro.
- I was like wait, isn't that Jack's car?
Like, abort, abort!
- Okay, let's open it up.
- Look at him! - Oh my god...
Look at his little face!
Ooh, huddling up, mate, aren't ya? Oh, it's so cold!
Okay, guys, so the cold just doesn't seem to be enough.
And Jack, if you're watching this, fair f---s man.
Balls of steel!
So, I've been left with no option
but to bring out the big guns.
[air horns, gunshots]
Aaron, answer me this, what's the one thing
that Jack is scared of more than anything?
- Commitment.
- Okay, yeah, sorry.
Second most scared of.
- No.
- Yes.
Well, he wants to play hardball.
Sorry, mate, ooh(!)
So, we're going to restore the temperature,
and instead, give Jack a little bit of company.
[laughing]
- No no no no no no no no no no!
- Man, this is not funny! F---!
- Bless him, look at him run!
- No, no, no, no! - It's only a lizard, mate, chill out!
- It's not funny, guys. Let me out, let me out, let me out!
F---ing thing!
- So, Jackie boy, what's it gonna be?
- You're the f---ing prank king man, you're the prank king!
You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns]
- The rightful king has returned to his throne.
As ruler, I will be firm but fair.
Ahahaha!
Now, most people would be willing to call that a win.
Where's the fun in that?
- [faintly, through speakers] (Let me out! Let me out!)
In this kingdom, we like to step it up!
I'm going for that bonus challenge.
- (Oh my god, mate, just let me out.)
- You see, Jack set the bar pretty high.
- (I said you're the f---ing prank king, I said you're the f---ing prank king!)
So I'm not counting that as a victory until I can get Jack to also piss himself.
Ha!
And only then, will I accept the crown.
- (Just let me out!)
So, let's jump back in!
- I said you're the f---ing prank king.
I said you're the f---ing prank king. Just let me out!
[laughing]
- That's all very well and good, Jack mate.
But before I can let you go, I'm gonna need
you to do me a little favour,
and piss yourself.
- What the f---, man?
[laughing]
What the f---, man. Just let me out! Just, please, Callum, just let me out.
- Uh... swap their bodies. - What?
- Yeah, him and the reptile. Come on, man,
just do it.
- Let me out! F---!
I think it's...
[static]
What the f---?
- S---.
- I'm f---ing real!
[static, cut-off shouting]
- Oh my God, mate, you totally f---ed that up.
- I'll reset him. I'll reset him.
[start-up noise]
- Jesus, mate.
Whew! [laughs]
Okay, so legit guys, we've been here for like an hour,
trying a bunch of stuff,
and still no piss.
[air horns, cheerful music]
And honestly, I've got respect.
Boy don't take no s---, ya know?
Aaron reckons that Jack is gonna be home soon.
So if we want that win, we're gonna have to
step it up!
Okay, let's do it.
[laughing]
[choking]
- Do it, do it, do it baby!
- I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
- Come on, do it!
- I can't breathe!
[choking noises]
- God! [laughing]
Oh, what a pussy!
- Seriously, man!
- Oh my God.
- This is hurting!
- Mate! Jack, mate, just do a bloody piss, it's not hard!
- It's hurting me...
Give up!
Now I can't breathe!
[snorts, mocking noises]
Oh my God, mate. There it is!
You! You beautiful man, you did it. [air horns]
Oh, yes!
Yes! Yes! [air horns]
[sings]
Yes mate! Suck on that, m-----------!
[latin music] Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
That's right, baby!
Suck on that, m------------! Ungh!
Prank king, baby, right here.
[laughing]
So there it is, guys. Thanks for watching.
Make sure you smash that like button,
swipe that star, and ring that bell.
It really helps us out.
We're thinking of getting Jack to react to this video.
So if that's something you wanna see, let us know in the comments.
But make sure you subscribe,
'cause you do not want to miss this s---!
We're also gonna put a download link
of Jack's back-up and the program
in the description.
So if you want to try messing with him,
go crazy.
In fact, if you do, send the videos our way.
And you might even get featured,
you lucky f---s!
Anyway guys, stay sexy, and remember to
step it up!
Peace out, kingdom!